You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand.Woodrow T. Wilson

There is no higher religion than human service. To work for the common good is the greatest creed.Woodrow T. Wilson

We are citizens of the world. The tragedy of our times is that we do not know this.Woodrow T. Wilson

If you want to make enemies, try to change something.Woodrow T. Wilson

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?Stephen Wright

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.Stephen Wright

Well, you know when you’re rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That’s how I feel all the time.Stephen Wright

I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world…perhaps you’ve seen it.Stephen Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.Stephen Wright